Best quotes to send by SMS

We must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose.
Author: Indira Gandhi
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
Author: Buck Henry
We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it.
Author: James M. Barrie
We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
Author: Albert Camus
We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire...Give us the tools and we will finish the job.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the most popular sport played by
raindrops and hail
stones?
-Diving
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Why do raindrops like lightning at
night?
-So they can see where they are going
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What are hurricanes with a central dense
overcast over
the eye called?
-Hurricanes with cataracts
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
How did the hail stone describe it's
life?
-It really has a lot of ups and downs
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
How can you tell if a tornado is
stupid?
-If it spins anti-cyclonically
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes