Best quotes to send by SMS
Indira Gandhi We must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose.
Author: Indira Gandhi

Buck Henry We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
Author: Buck Henry

James M. Barrie We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it.
Author: James M. Barrie

Albert Camus We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
Author: Albert Camus

Sir Winston Churchill We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire...Give us the tools and we will finish the job.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

The best jokes to send by SMS
Weather jokes What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving
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Weather jokes Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going
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Weather jokes What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts
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Weather jokes How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs
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Weather jokes How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically
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