Best Cell Phones

If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.
Author: John Stuart Mill

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.
Author: Dorothy Gilman

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Author: Doug Larson

What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes