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I met a fool i' the forest, A motley fool.
Author: William Shakespeare

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Author: Leo Rosten

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
Author: Will Rogers

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
Author: Nathan Hale

I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.
Author: Mary Stewart

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
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