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Next to selfishness the principal cause which makes life unsatisfactory is want of mental cultivation.
Author: John Stuart Mill

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Author: Theodore Sturgeon

No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.
Author: Henry P. Fairchild

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
Author: William Blake

No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
Author: Anonymous

What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!
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When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!
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Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
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Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!
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Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
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