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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Author: Amy Tan

If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
Author: Unknown

If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something.
Author: David Peterson

If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.
Author: Brendan Francis

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes