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Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

Beauty is the purgation of superfluities.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.
Author: Amelia Burr

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!
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Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes