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Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
Author: Alexander Pope

Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey is over all too soon.
Author: David Assael

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays till all commend.
Author: Alexander Pope

What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
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