Best quotes to send by SMS
Oprah Winfrey I believe that uncertainty is really my spirit's way of whispering, "I'm in flux. I can't decide for you. Something is off-balance here."
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Ralph Waldo Emerson The peril of every fine faculty is the delight of playing with it for pride. Talent is commonly developed at the expense of character, and the greater it grows, the more is the mischief. Talent is mistaken for genius, a dogma or system for truth, ambition
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Agnes de Mille No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently.
Author: Agnes de Mille

Desiderius Erasmus The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Bertrand Russell The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Money 
jokes A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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Money jokes Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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Money jokes My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.
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Money jokes Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'
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Money jokes If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
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