Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.
Author: Samuel Johnson

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Author: George Orwell

The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice. And because we fail to notice that we fail to notice, there is little we can do to change; until we notice how failing to notice shapes our thoughts and deeds.
Author: R. D. Laing

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
Author: William Cowper

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
Author: Maureen Murphy

Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.
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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
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An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. 'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the "Free Alterations" sign!'
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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!
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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.
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