I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty...This is my highest and best use as a human.
Author: Ben Stein

The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.
Author: Confucius

The people who are the most bigoted are the people who have no convictions at all.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such.
Author: Og Mandino

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Author: Mark Twain

Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place... Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?" Cobra: "I don't know Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes