Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Author: Dame Edna Everage

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
Author: Amanda Cross

The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.
Author: Thomas Bailey

The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
Author: Martha Beck

Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.
Author: Seneca

Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
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How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.
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What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!
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Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
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