The postman always rings twice.
Author: James M. Cain

The powers that be are ordained of God,
Author: Bible

I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed m
Author: Steve Jobs

The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use - of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public.
Author: Robert F. Kennedy

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Author: Henry Cate VII

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes