The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
Author: William Hutton

Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
Author: Sydney Smith

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Author: Alan Patrick Herbert

The crowd gives the leader new strength.
Author: Evenius

The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Author: Tom Stoppard

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
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How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes