The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.
Author: Ursula K. LeGuin

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.
Author: Joan Baez

The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
Author: Warren Buffett

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes