Best quotes to send by SMS
Desiderius Erasmus The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Bertrand Russell The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Piet Mondrian The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.
Author: Piet Mondrian

David P. Mikkelson The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality, but in how well they reflect the core beliefs of their audience.
Author: David P. Mikkelson

Erica Jong If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
Author: Erica Jong

The best jokes to send by SMS
Money jokes When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
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Money jokes Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
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Money jokes What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
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Money jokes Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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Money jokes What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
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