The past is not dead. In fact, it's not even past.
Author: William Faulkner

The path of precept is long, that of example short and effectual.
Author: Seneca

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The people of the United States, perhaps more than any other nation in history, love to abase themselves and proclaim their unworthiness, and seem to find refreshment in doing so... That is a dark frivolity, but still frivolity.
Author: Robertson Davies

The people's good is the highest law.
Author: Cicero

Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
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Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes