I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears.
Author: Ellen Goodman

The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
Author: William Hutton

Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
Author: Sydney Smith

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Author: Alan Patrick Herbert

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !
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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !
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Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !
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How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !
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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !
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