The Philistines be upon thee, Samson.
Author: Bible

If you're afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart: Nobody's perfect. Besides, your attempts to hide your flaws don't work as well as you think they do.
Author: Julie Morgenstern

Nice guys finish last.
Author: Leo Durocher

Never suffer youth to be an excuse for inadequacy, nor age and fame to be an excuse for indolence.
Author: Benjamin Haydon

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
Author: James Baldwin

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
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Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.
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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
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If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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