Best quotes to send by SMS

The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell
If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley
The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander
Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell
The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you
cross a glow worm
with some beer ?
Light ale !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag
?
They can lighten your load !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is life like for a wood worm ?
Boring
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What does a spider do when he
gets angry
?
He goes up the wall !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What are spiders webs good
for ?
Spiders
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes