
I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun
I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
Author: Oscar Wilde
The only tired I was, was tired of giving in.
Author: Rosa Parks

"Great news,
Mr. Oscarson," the
psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of
therapy, I can
pronounce you finally and completely cured of your
kleptomania. You'll
never be trapped by the desire to steal again."
"Gee, that's
great, Doc," the patient replied.
"And just to prove it, I want you
to stop by Sears on the way home and
walk the length of the store.
You'll see - you'll feel no temptation
to shoplift
whatsoever."
"Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?"
"Well,"
suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I
could use a
new microwave."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
How
many Passive Aggressive P.D.
does to take to change a lightbulb?
Oops.I can't believe I broke the
last one. I guess you'll have to sit
in
the dark.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
The
mother of a problem child was
advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far
too upset and worried about
your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers
regularly."
On her
next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers
calmed
you down?"
"Yes," the boy's mother answered.
"And how is
your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who cares?" the mother
replied.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I
keep
having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee;
then I'm
a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's
driving me
crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's
very simple.
You're two tents."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
The
psychology instructor had just
finished a lecture on mental health and
was giving an oral
test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would
you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the
top of
his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping
uncontrollably the
next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and
answered, "A basketball
coach?"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes