The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis

I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Author: William Henry Harrison

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes