The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.
Author: Heinrich Heine

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
Author: Kin Hubbard

The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
Author: Confucius

The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.
Author: George Eliot

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Author: Niels Bohr

Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
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Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?
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Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.
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