Best quotes to send by SMS
Havelock Ellis The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Author: Havelock Ellis

G. K. Chesterton The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Jawaharlal Nehru The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

James M. Cain The postman always rings twice.
Author: James M. Cain

Bible The powers that be are ordained of God,
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Money jokes What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
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Money jokes How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.
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Money jokes Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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Money jokes If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.
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Money jokes Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.
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