The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
Author: Dee Hock

Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Author: Mencius

It's amazing how pervasive food is. Every second commercial is for food. Every second TV episode takes place around a meal. In the city, you can't go ten feet without seeing or smelling a restaurant. There are 20 foot high hamburgers up on billboards. I a
Author: Adam Scott

The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This will show others how kind-hearted and loving you are and their improved opinion of you will be very comforting.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest: It blesseth him that gives and him that takes. 'T is mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes The throned monarch better th
Author: William Shakespeare

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.
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What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.
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Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.
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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
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What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.
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