The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Author: Mark Twain

The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin.
Author: Heinrich Heine

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster
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Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes