The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The sands are number'd that make up my life.
Author: William Shakespeare

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
Author: Michael Friedman

The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that you can control yourself, and you are an educated man; and without this all other education is good for nothing.
Author: R. D. Hitchcock

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
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Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
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Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
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Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!
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