Best quotes to send by SMS
Martha Beck The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
Author: Martha Beck

Seneca Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.
Author: Seneca

Betty Friedan The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning that women suffered in the middle of the twentieth century in the United States. Each suburban housewife stru
Author: Betty Friedan

Sir Winston Churchill One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

G. K. Chesterton Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
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Monster jokes What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.
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Monster jokes First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.
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Monster jokes What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.
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Monster jokes How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation
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