The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.
Author: Piet Mondrian

The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality, but in how well they reflect the core beliefs of their audience.
Author: David P. Mikkelson

If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
Author: Erica Jong

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
Author: Dee Hock

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
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Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
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