The people who are the most bigoted are the people who have no convictions at all.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such.
Author: Og Mandino

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Author: Mark Twain

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Author: Dame Edna Everage

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
Author: Amanda Cross

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !'
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If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.
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Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !
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Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
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