Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
Author: Erich Segal

The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
Author: William Feather

The play's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
Author: William Shakespeare

Leave each one his touch of folly; it helps to lighten life's burden which, if he could see himself as he is, might be too heavy to carry.
Author: John Lancaster Spalding

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'
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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.
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Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
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Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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