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alarm MY_600X
alarm MY_600X Sagem
Does Sagem model MY_600X have alarm?
The answer is no, it doesn't. Cell phone brand Sagem model MY_600X do not have alarm.
Best quotes to send by SMS
The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself no more, and longs eagerly for just two things - bread and circuses!Author: Juvenal
Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.Author: Erich Segal
The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.Author: William Feather
The play's the thing
Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.Author: William Shakespeare
Leave each one his touch of folly; it helps to lighten life's burden which, if he could see himself as he is, might be too heavy to carry.Author: John Lancaster Spalding
The best jokes to send by SMS
A doctor had been attending a rich
old man
for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not
long
to live.
Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to
put his affairs
in order.
"Oh yes, I've done that," said
the old gentleman.
"I've only got to make a will. And do you
know what I'm going to do
with all my money? I'm going to leave it
to the doctor who saves my
life."This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
Three boys were walking along the beach one day
when
they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a
banknote on a
big rock when a ghostly voice calls out
'' I am
the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the
table!''
The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the
same
thing happens again.
The third boy goes in ,sees the five
dollars and cries out,''I am the
ghost of David Crockett and this
five dollars goes in my
pocket!''This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
Ted
said to his friend, 'can you lend me
$10?'
'But I only have $8,' his friend replied.
That's OK, you
can always owe me the other $2!This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl
to the fortune-teller.
'That's very expensive,isn't it
?'
'Next!'This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
you?
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.This is the joke from a category: Money jokes