The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The price of wisdom is above-rubies.
Author: Bible

The problem that has no name - which is simply the fact that American women are kept from growing to their full human capacities - is taking a far greater toll on the physical and mental health of our country than any known disease.
Author: Betty Friedan

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.
Author: David Rockefeller

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.
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Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper.
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HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.
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