The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

The postman always rings twice.
Author: James M. Cain

The powers that be are ordained of God,
Author: Bible

I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed m
Author: Steve Jobs

Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.
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Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.
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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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