The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Author: Frank Herbert

I believe that uncertainty is really my spirit's way of whispering, "I'm in flux. I can't decide for you. Something is off-balance here."
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The peril of every fine faculty is the delight of playing with it for pride. Talent is commonly developed at the expense of character, and the greater it grows, the more is the mischief. Talent is mistaken for genius, a dogma or system for truth, ambition
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently.
Author: Agnes de Mille

The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.
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A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.
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