The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.
Author: Piet Mondrian

The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality, but in how well they reflect the core beliefs of their audience.
Author: David P. Mikkelson

If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
Author: Erica Jong

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
Author: Dee Hock

Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Author: Mencius

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes