Best quotes to send by SMS
Jawaharlal Nehru The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

James M. Cain The postman always rings twice.
Author: James M. Cain

Bible The powers that be are ordained of God,
Author: Bible

Steve Jobs I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed m
Author: Steve Jobs

Robert F. Kennedy The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use - of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public.
Author: Robert F. Kennedy

The best jokes to send by SMS
Money jokes Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
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Money jokes A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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Money jokes After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."
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Monster jokes What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
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Monster jokes What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.
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