In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Author: Mark Twain

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Author: Dame Edna Everage

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
Author: Amanda Cross

The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.
Author: Thomas Bailey

The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
Author: Martha Beck

Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
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How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.
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Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
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How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.
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