The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality, but in how well they reflect the core beliefs of their audience.
Author: David P. Mikkelson

If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
Author: Erica Jong

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
Author: Dee Hock

Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Author: Mencius

It's amazing how pervasive food is. Every second commercial is for food. Every second TV episode takes place around a meal. In the city, you can't go ten feet without seeing or smelling a restaurant. There are 20 foot high hamburgers up on billboards. I a
Author: Adam Scott

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes