The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
Author: William Feather

The play's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
Author: William Shakespeare

Leave each one his touch of folly; it helps to lighten life's burden which, if he could see himself as he is, might be too heavy to carry.
Author: John Lancaster Spalding

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The price of wisdom is above-rubies.
Author: Bible

Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
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Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.
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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
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