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Eugene McCarthy It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
Author: Eugene McCarthy

Plato The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness...This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector.
Author: Plato

Steve Jobs The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.
Author: Steve Jobs

Ellen DeGeneres I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Bible The Philistines be upon thee, Samson.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Military jokes The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real." "It was. I've got a large nail in my shoe." "Well," said the manager, "for heaven's sake leave it in until the end of the run of the play."
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Money jokes Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
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Money jokes How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.
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Money jokes The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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Money jokes At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army."
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