The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest: It blesseth him that gives and him that takes. 'T is mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes The throned monarch better th
Author: William Shakespeare

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Author: Dorothy Nevill

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
Author: Alex Levin

What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
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What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.
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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.
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FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.
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Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!
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