Best quotes to send by SMS
Amanda Cross The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
Author: Amanda Cross

Thomas Bailey The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.
Author: Thomas Bailey

Martha Beck The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
Author: Martha Beck

Seneca Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.
Author: Seneca

Betty Friedan The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning that women suffered in the middle of the twentieth century in the United States. Each suburban housewife stru
Author: Betty Friedan

The best jokes to send by SMS
Money jokes What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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Money jokes What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!
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Money jokes Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
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Monster jokes How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.
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Monster jokes Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
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