If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
Author: Joseph Farrell

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.
Author: Ayn Rand

The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just and charitable war.
Author: William Shakespeare

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Author: Frank Herbert

Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while they're drinking, it won't smack them in the back of the head"
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Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."
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Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command. Daily he was seen jumping all over his officer candidates and yelling at them as he supposedly developed them into future Naval Officers. We were lined up behind his company awaiting our turn to go into the mess hall for lunch. We all listened as Sargeant Williams yelled at his company, " you will eat in a military fashion, enjoy this delicious meal and fall by in formation at 1215, do you worms understand me?" "Yes drill sargeant." "There are only three rules in this galley, shut up, eat up and get up, do you pukes understand me?" "Yes drill sargeant." "Then proceed. Company forward march." When they got inside, they were surprised to see several Miss Florida contestants getting a tour of the mess hall. Not one to let an opportunity slip by the drill sargeant yelled at the top of his lungs, " bravo company what is the first rule of the mess hall?" To his chagrin, his company all yelled out in unison, "shut up drill sargeant!"
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Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador
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