Best quotes to send by SMS

Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod
If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb
The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his work.
Author: Hesiod
In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.
Author: Tiberius
The best jokes to send by SMS

One ant was running across an unopened box of
crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to
hurry?"
said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the
dotted
line'".
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
I hope you're not one of those
pupils
who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise.
Oh, no,
miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise
either.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
So what exactly can I learn on the
Internet?
Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an
Indian.
How?
See? It's working already.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the
Internet?
Because they can't stop saving their work.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Where's Spiderman's home page?
On the
world wide web.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes