The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.
Author: Henry James

The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant.
Author: John Stuart Mill

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Author: Paul Fix

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
Author: Russell Baker

The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited cause they think maybe he's in touch with reality now. So they ask him, " Why did you put the newspaper down first?" He answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better view."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None, he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes