Best quotes to send by SMS

The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
Author: Corra Harris
The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell
If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley
The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander
Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
chicken ?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
A
worm in a fur coat !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why didn't the two worms get on
Noah's
Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you
cross a glow worm
with some beer ?
Light ale !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag
?
They can lighten your load !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes