Best quotes to send by SMS
Pliny the Elder The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
Author: Pliny the Elder

Charles Churchill The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Author: Charles Churchill

Mark Twain The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Author: Mark Twain

George Burns If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Author: George Burns

Jakob Nielsen The best Web sites are better than reality.
Author: Jakob Nielsen

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !
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Insect jokes What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !
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Insect jokes What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !
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Insect jokes Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !
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Insect jokes What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !
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