I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.
Author: Marilyn Manson

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Author: Mark Twain

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Author: Herb Caen

Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? "How many do you think it takes?"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes