Best quotes to send by SMS

The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken
The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis
The best jokes to send by SMS

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?
A
caterpillar !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What kind of
wig can hear ?
An earwig
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do you make a
glow worm happy ?
Cut
off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the maggot say to another ?
What's
a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a worm
and an
elephant ?
Very big worm holes in your garden !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes