The people's good is the highest law.
Author: Cicero

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

The postman always rings twice.
Author: James M. Cain

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.
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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
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How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.
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